Equality In Parenting

This is a True Story.

Activity	Response to Mum	Response to Dad
Working Parent	“How can you bare to leave your baby?”	“Aww, such a good Dad.”
Full Time Stay At Home Parent	“What do you do with all your time?”	“Aww, such a good Dad.”
Feeding Baby in Public	Breastfeeding: “That’s disgusting!” “Put it away!” “Where do I look?” Bottle Feeding: “Why aren’t you Breastfeeding?”	“Aww, such a good Dad.”
Dealing with a screaming child	“Have you tried…” “Can you leave…” “Seriously, make it stop.”	“Where’s the Mum? Can I buy you a beer?”
Going out for a night on the town	Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! This, does not, happen.	“Mate! It’s been ages! Let me buy you a beer!”
Leaving Baby at home with dad for a few hours	“Are you sure they’re ok?” “Don’t you feel bad?” “Have you got your phone just in case?” “Where’s the baby?”	“You poor man. We’ll bring you beer!”