I admit, I have become a serial troller of google forums and pregnancy sites in an effort to understand what the hell is happening to me. Is this weird sensation normal? Has anyone else had this too??
But they aren't very helpful, and not just because it seems that the range of sensations is huge and varied, but because I honestly cannot understand what is being said.
For instance - "My DH and I have been TTC for 4 months now. When we TTC my DD and DS I got a BFP at 11 DPO. I'm 14 DPO and haven't got AF yet but I did a HPT with my FMU, and got a BFN does this mean I'm not PG??"
WHAT THE F*$K DOES THAT MEAN???!
Well, dear reader, apparently it means this.
Translation
"My dear husband and I have been trying to conceive for 4 months now. When we tried to conceive my darling daughter and darling son, I got a big fat positive at 11 days post ovulation. I'm 14 days post ovulation and haven't got Aunt Flow yet, but I did a home pregnancy test with my first morning urine and got a big fat negative, does this mean i'm not pregnant??"
Dear god!
It's an entire secret language that must be learnt by all who enter this weird and mysterious world of the pregnant.
I mean, OMG, WTF! This post is so OTT and contains TMI for the DH to handle. TBH since I didn't get AF and got 5 BFP, I'm really looking forward to being a SAHM, and even a WAHM. LOL. Anyway, JTYLTK, BABYDUST!
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